25 September, 2007

onions, eggs and blood

surely the makers of band-aids should realise that chances are, when you are reaching for one of their products, you are doing it single-handedly, one appendage wrapped in a paper towel, cloth, kleenex or whatever happens to be handy, dripping daintily on the vanity. the extraction of a band aid from its protective packaging is a thorny propostition at the best of times, nevermind at the hour of need.

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etiquette question: if i eat eggs tainted by my own blood, does that make me unladylike?

1 comment:

Piotr said...

I do that all the time, and I am still a lady.