has it come to this? that i should use this mighty forum to whine about the weather? fie! for shame! and you! yes, you! you let me! you too are complicit in this. you are enabling me and that is not good.
you, yes you, need to rise up, raise your voice as one, and demand entertainment, not feeble mewling about meteorology.
also, you, yes you, need to come up with some creative swears. then i shall have some meat for my porridge (ha! mixed metaphor of the truly disgusting kind).
i leave you to ponder these words while i consume more peaches and digest the very last of the marble cake. mmmmmmm.....cake.......