17 July, 2007

kippered snacks for everyone!

1. is it a coincidence that shortly after i post an entry questioning the desirability of the 72 virgin promise of islam, i get two skype calls from someone called "islam" from some unknown location written in arabic? do i smell a fatwa?

2. will the russian mafia be calling me next?

3. how about the Coalition for the Ethical Treatment of Newfies?

4. perhaps a quick call from the Stoopid Peeple Arr Poeple Two support group?

5. hey, or from the makers of the hummer?

6. perhaps, if i wait long enough, i will get a call from george w himself? no, wait, we took care of him at 4.

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