15 July, 2007

instead of 72 virgins in paradise...

could i have 72 flavours of really well made gelato? or maybe 72 pairs of really gorgeous heels that are actually comfortable? or, if we're sticking with the sex thing, how about 72 experienced and able lovers?

who gets off on this 72 virgins thing anyway? 72 shy, sexually uninitiated, nervous people who are gonna have to be coaxed through it all? hmmmm, no thanks.

you want me to fly my ass into a building, you're gonna have to try a little harder.

1 comment:

Piotr said...

I second that...