20 February, 2007

some money making ventures

Kitten of the Month Club

for those who like kittens but cats not so much. new kitten every month, thematically coloured(pink kitten for february! green kitten for march! black kitten for october!)

fed-exed to your door on the first of every month (except january - who wants a new kitten when spectacularly hung over?)

drop your used kitten in the nearest mailbox and it will be returned and recycled humanely.

next week - Puppy of the Month Club

for the spiritually curious - Deity of the Month Club

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